Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 11, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: You're pretty good! Marigold: I know! Phoebe: How come you didn't want to show me? Marigold: If i were to take a spill, it would make me appear undignified. Phoebe: So is blowing your nose on the curtains. Marigold: The ancient unicorn scrolls are very clear about the snot exceptions.
Zero-Gabriel over 9 years ago
@Marigold(Skating)
Nicely done… *Applause
nerdhoof over 9 years ago
I suppose anything a unicorn does deliberately, even blowing her nose, is dignified.
Trond Sätre Premium Member over 9 years ago
The SNOT EXCEPTION reminds me a bit of THE LEGEND OF MUD
R.U. Kidding over 9 years ago
That snot an exception.
verticallychallenged Premium Member over 9 years ago
What does unicorn snot look like, I wonder – does it sparkle?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
Snot happens.
Hag5000 over 9 years ago
Those scrolls must be an interesting read.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Or not.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 9 years ago
At least she didn’t turn the curtains in as art work as Millie once did. By the way, as a theoretical conundrum-is it physically possible for a quadruped to stay upright if both legs on the same side are off the ground at the same time? Or is it just UNICORN!?
zyff over 9 years ago
Snot funny…
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think that a biped has a with a relatively long vertical axis and short horizontal access performs this feat by shifting the center of balance from side to side. Marigold on the other hand, has roughly equal vertical and horizontal axes which may lead to instability. It is possible that her horn serves as a magical counterbalance to allow her graceful skating stride. This is all supposition as I never took physics in high school or after. Where is Eadward Muybridge when you need him.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 9 years ago
Probably the answer-I can visual Marigold swinging her head and tail opposite the legs being lifted as a counterbalance.
ladymadcat over 9 years ago
I’m surprised Phoebe had to ask, I mean everyone knows about the Ancient Unicorn Scrolls!Right???
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
jerrica.benton333 9 months ago
it kinda looks like mG is pulling pH’s bike in the first pane