Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 15, 2010

A fix-all remedy!

Good Thursday Morning Thom and All

who’d a thunk snake oil would have a real actual USE?

hi LuvH8. you and Indy, eh?

GM LuvH8 & YGuy!

Does it work for snake bites?

And apparently cleans tobacco juice off of carpetbaggers suit.

Do you drink it or rub it on?

GM Lonewolf :-))

Hey, if your snake is squeaking, you really do need to oil it.

I wouldn’t buy from that snake in the grass!

Does it work good for a tanning oil?

GM LS ;^)

GM, All. (i drive a Malibu.)

Well, at least it works for snakes.

But shouldn’t they be selling human oil to each other? (We can be generous and assume that would be petroleum…)

THEBIRD My wife saw Jose Wales with me for the first time the other day. She thought tobacco chewing was discusting. Parts of my past will never be told.

That might be a face in the grass to the left. New meds

I wonder if its made from former customers who could keep up with their payments to pay for the oil…

Shouldn’t he be selling “people oil”? Snake oil constricts your breathing.

Then again I hear the production plant is on strike.

Blood from a turnip Gold from tihs Oil from a snake All impossible to make

BTW - I think it’s snake oil that plumps up the lady snake’s lips - how else could Thom get the lipstick on?

Nobody likes a squeaky snake…

So is that Ace and would that is his oil? Slimey! Lewreader, Dyin’ ain’t much of a living, boy.

And some people (LuvH8 included) don’t like snakes in the grass.

Come on! Show a little back bone will ya!

You can even use it to fry up some chicken eggs.

Hey, be nice! It’s a phobia!

I wondered if anyone would catch the reference to ‘The Outlaw Josey Wales’.

works wonders on skin shedding

Sorry, LuvH8. I just couldn’t resist that line from The Temple of Doom

It’s okay Grog. I was just teasing, I didn’t think anyone was being mean. Those snakes don’t look real enough to set off my phobia.

Side effects may include cottonmouth, muscle constrictions…

Good thought Coyoty!

And let’s not forget regurgitation.

If the snake squeaks, oil it. If the snake rattles, tighten the bolts better. If the snake rumbles, grease the zerks.

And if the snake hisses, wrap it in duct tape.

True, forgot about that…