FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 20, 2010

Don’t anyone else plan on using the bathroom today; Jason’s going to be very busy in there for oh, maybe the next six hours!

Like anything else, too much water can kill you.

I thought it was adult women who retain water.

His big mistake was drinking all that water while he was standing, because gravity makes it go down. Now if he had been standing on his head when he drank it……..

SIGH

Nothing else needed…

Clearly, he diluted all his smarts with the first glass and then couldn’t stop!

He appears to have a drinking problem.

Or, maybe it’s a thinking problem…

I concur with RavennaAl.

Apparently, not enough!

Dihydrogen oxide has been known to be the cause of many problems, including extreme corrosion and is responsible for thousands of deaths every year. It has caused billions of dollars in damage each and every year. We MUST stop this menace NOW! Join me in calling for a ban on dihydrogen oxide (H2O) today!

Sponge Jason doesn’t sound as cool as Sponge Bob.

JFri: We need to replace dihydrogen oxide with hydrogen hydroxide (HOH) the universal acidic base.

Jason that is what happens too much math. Wish I had that intelligence then I could have achieved higher is education.

That last picture reminds me when I was pregnat over 27 years ago. I got sick on too much water and had to cut back then watch out bathroom time had to that twice with both kids. Luckily those days are long done. Now I just have to go. Joson I bet I can go more than you.

Jason, I hope the emergency room people are familiar with dilutional hyponatremia.

Jason in the final panel almost looks like Louie Anderson’s animated version of himself as a child in old-time TV show Life with Louie.

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/wantad/669/731/Louie_300.gif

What was he trying to do?

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