Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 19, 2015

I focus mainly on teaching new dogs old tricks. This doesn’t work either, but it is less embarrassing for the dog.

This just in: You can’t teach all of the people all of the time.

As a 70 year old, we don’t give a damn what we look like.On the other hand, there is not that much new to learn.

My parents are in their 80’s. They care a lot about not looking stupid, but they don’t seem to understand anymore what stupid looks like.

Perhaps they care not because it’s embarrassing, but because it might mean they’re senile.