Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2015

On the British sitcom Are You Being Served?, Mrs. Slocombe often talks about her cat, which she calls her “pussy.”:She has a row of silver trophies on her mantle, because her pussy “wins a prize every time I show it.”

But, but, but……. Sorry about the stutter.

I like big abutments and I don’t know why…

Goat, what is a 4 letter word for Detective?Goat= D ickPig = stop that Goat, you know I have Miss PigGoat = uhh? why you miss the cop?

Kim K. could abut the 48 contiguous states…

Aw geez, that is funny! I’m still chuckling…

Benny Hill: It’s like that Navy ship, a destroyer but smaller…Sidekick: FrigateBH: Yeah, that’s what I say.

And that librarian was Priscilla Presley.

Or maybe a beaut.

Best audience participation day ever. I fondly remember many of these.

Pig should not be allowed to engage in word-play.

And the road that runs past the lots is covered with… oh, I don’t know the word for it… you know, that black-colored paving material.

Asphalt?

What’s wrong with it?

rosalie sorrels— mehitabel’s theme— go ahead and be somebody’s tabby, tame if you want to, be somebody’s pussy and pet. but the life i lead, is the life i want. and i am a lady yet.

That’s mild compared to the words that spill out of Rat’s potty mouth!xxx

don’t forget out in the southwest you have lots of buttes.

There one was a lovely young lassWho had a magnificent assTwas not round and pinkAs you probably thinkBut was grey, had long ears, and ate grass

@sizeofapea:I didn’t get it either as I’m not a native speaker of English but my scottish friend explained it to me!