Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 08, 2015

Old joke.

Now he’s unbelievable.

My feet have spread out a lot since then. Tell him to stretch them while he’s at it.

Now that’s funny

Saddle shoes? The only persons who wear those now arecheerleaders.

I remember this one from years ago. Looks like they redrew it scene for scene. But it’s a really good one, so why not bring it out for people who might’ve missed it the first time?

That’s Thursday next century.

the paper turns yellow

When I first read this joke, in a Bennett Cerf Vest-Pocket book of jokes, copyright 1956, it was clothing left at a dry cleaner. Good jokes don’t die, they just mutate.

Didn’t Jeff MacNelly himself use this joke while he was still with us?

Although its been said … that its an old, old joke …. I guess I might just add …“take my wife … please”

Julie, did I ever tell you about my uncle…. (etc) … they’ll be ready next Tuesday! (cue theme music) ♫ Welcome back… ♫

I used to work with someone who worked that way. Did nothing on any piece of work until people started bugging him. He figured that anything that wasn’t important enough for people to ask about twice, could be ignored.