Laura: How was soccer?
Katy: Good.
Laura: How was your dad as the coach?
Katy: Umm, he didn't really get it.
Laura: How so?
Adam: I don't know why I even bought this, Katy. You didn't use it once in the game.
I have to say, the joke falls flat. This paints Adam as such a complete moron that he shouldn’t even be able to put his pants on or eat without the help of a nurse’s aid.
He’s a soccer parent, apparently has been for a while, and would therefore know at least the “kicking the ball” part of it.
I agree, Mrs. L., though teens will try it too. My son tried it with kitchen duty, (nothing clean, made a mess..)but I told him that he would get better with practice…starting that same night. ;)
It is an over the top moment ” the unveiling of the unicycle”, but too much pizazz for a novice coach but just right for American tastes and hence both puzzling and hilariously Adam– our first Everyman with Pizzazz. .
hildigunnurr Premium Member over 14 years ago
Joe-Allen, well she wouldn’t :>
cdward over 14 years ago
I have to say, the joke falls flat. This paints Adam as such a complete moron that he shouldn’t even be able to put his pants on or eat without the help of a nurse’s aid.
He’s a soccer parent, apparently has been for a while, and would therefore know at least the “kicking the ball” part of it.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
Someone tell me doesn’t even watch soccer on TV, let alone rugby.
dante.deangelo over 14 years ago
I think it’s wonderful. Don;t be so literal. Enjoy the moment.
Ever see Airplane?
Kareem Abdul Jabbar wasn’t really a pilot.
Iphelia over 14 years ago
works for me. It’s funny because it’s sooo over the top.
DougDean over 14 years ago
Totally not funny.
Now, if it had been an egg beater, THAT would’ve been funny.
linwoodbragg over 14 years ago
@dougdean that was funny
bald over 14 years ago
try teaching katy to play poker , rather that try to coach her soccer team
rcerinys701 over 14 years ago
Bald, I haven’t seen that patch in quite a while. Always wondered what unit it was. Glad you made it back.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Apparently Adam has heard of a cycle kick, but didn’t the “bi” part of it.
anorok2 over 14 years ago
After all your explanations, commentators, I still don”t get it.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
This is how most men extricate themselves from ever having to do anything ever again.
It has worked for centuries!
Karen345 over 14 years ago
Why would he bring a unicycle to a soccer game? it doesn’t make sense,
gulfcoastgrl over 14 years ago
I agree, Mrs. L., though teens will try it too. My son tried it with kitchen duty, (nothing clean, made a mess..)but I told him that he would get better with practice…starting that same night. ;)
sunnydog over 14 years ago
It is an over the top moment ” the unveiling of the unicycle”, but too much pizazz for a novice coach but just right for American tastes and hence both puzzling and hilariously Adam– our first Everyman with Pizzazz. .
bald over 14 years ago
hausof7mau >>>>>>>
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/FOXHOUND
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Someone get Adam a “How to Play Soccer” manual!