Pickles by Brian Crane for February 24, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 10 years ago

    Stop feeding the troll, Opal.

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    PMark  almost 10 years ago

    Ah yes, wrong numbers. My favorites are when you tell them that they have a wrong number, and they argue with you and insist that it’s not.

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    BarbJay  almost 10 years ago

    Sometimes people intentionally give the wrong number, like to a salesperson they don’t want to talk to again. I got a call like that one time. It was a car salesman trying to call back someone he had seen in the showroom. The salesman even told me that occasionally happens to him when he tries to call a potential customer.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I doubt Jeff will even call there.

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    cubswin2016  almost 10 years ago

    I wonder if that guy knows what a phone book is.

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    jtviper7  almost 10 years ago

    Hey Jeff let me in I have the stash…Jeff not here…

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    carlbrenden  almost 10 years ago

    ‘Jeff is on a classified mission and I can’t … “HEY, YOU, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE…..”,’ then hang up- ideally fumbling the phone.

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    Thunderdog2  almost 10 years ago

    Kind of reminds of an old joke about a plumber and parrot. It was animated on the PBS children’s show, "The Electric Company.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTEeJE3tzDE

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    gmasj  almost 10 years ago

    At one time my phone number was similar to that of a pharmacy – got all kinds of old ladies ordering prescriptions and hanging up. One was so persistent I called the pharmacy. At another place my number was similar to the bank’s, only it was their fax number – what a pain.

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    LuvThemPluggers  almost 10 years ago

    Or to be really mean: “Im so sorry, the service was Friday.”

    (note: you didn’t say what kind of service)

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    Neat '33  almost 10 years ago

    Caller I.D. – one of the best things to come down the pike !

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    Ginny Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    My husband will answer in a foreign language when a telemarketer or wrong number is on the phone. Or he’ll pretend he can’t hear them and they get louder and louder until they give up.

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    dzw3030  almost 10 years ago

    An older lady actually ordered me to find the right number after I told her she’d dialed wrong. She did calm down a bit when I explained I had no idea who she was trying to reach. I try to be kind with grumpy old folks; that’s me in the very near future. ;-))

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    Can Opal not block the number?

    xxx

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    Skylark  almost 10 years ago

    Day after day, month after month I had calls for “Skippy” I finally asked.“Who IS this Skippy?” I got a reply saying. “Skippy is a real Chi Chi girl.” Whatever that meant. I could only imagine!! It kept up till we moved!

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    gammaguy  almost 10 years ago

    At one point the place where I worked got a new telephone system, including new numbers. Mine, as luck would have it, was 557-1212. Imaging the “fun” I had until I got them to change it.

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    boldyuma  almost 10 years ago

    I like to relate the story of the call I got on new years about 8 years ago..Guy calls up,ask for Bill..I say hi and we had a 30 minute chat until I said something that woke him up from his drunken stupor..He said “You ain’t Bill”..I said..“yeah. This is officer Mike…it was nice talking to you please don’t drink and drive…have a good evening.”

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    Jazz Cat  almost 10 years ago

    At one time my phone number was very close to a local pizza parlor. One night I got so tired of getting their calls, I took the pizza order and told them to come pick it up in 10 minutes. I’m sure they were surprised when they got up there and there was no pizza.

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