Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 07, 2015
Transcript:
Danae: Ok, mystery solved...the market bears plowed a trail to an abandoned mall hoping to trap gullible investors. Bear in doorway: Wait...half off on bitcoins! Danae: But now we're back in the snow maze...no one is gonna believe why I"m late for school. Voice out of frame: Well...maybe this one time... Danae: ! Miss McGarry? Woman: Come on...the building has to be around here somewhere.
Alabama Al over 9 years ago
Miss McGarry: gullible investor?
Argythree over 9 years ago
Ok, now we KNOW this is a bad dream. The question is, who is the dreamer?
phylum over 9 years ago
I smell a rat in this script…follow the rat…they have mastered the maze
Bilan over 9 years ago
Do you get a map if you buy some bitcoins?
Bilan over 9 years ago
At least Wiley Market Bears are better than a minotaur.
palos over 9 years ago
Looks as though Miss McGarry must have seen Lucy!!
When you buy bitcoins, do you receive change?
dabugger over 9 years ago
The mazing trail has caught the teacher. What is her bare excuse? Wiley has got our heros going around in circles.
garcoa over 9 years ago
Life is like the maze. You never know where you will end up, and who you will meet. Rats solve mazes by trying every possible route, doing it quickly.
westny77 over 9 years ago
Where is Miss Wingworm? You bring your horse to school?
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
Right!! Wiley, we need Ms. McGarry’s address, please, to write her a letter protesting her rudeness in equine disenfranchisement. Thank you.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
Re: weather: It’s March 7th and I just got a message from FedEx that major winter storms are messing up delivery from the southeast up the east coast. Mobius winter.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Miss McGarry was my fifth grade teacher — long, long, ago.