Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 12, 2015

I want the UK Top Gear solution. A giant balloon over the car and / or fireworks.

I can see that nobody’s finding their car the way things are going, Ralph, but why do you get to go first? ;)

been there, done that.

That’s what happens when you don’t get to chose the paint color you really want. Nothing but a bunch of almost look alike cars with the same boring color, which amounts to various shades of gray, or white. My van is second hand, and gray, at least it’s tall I can find it easily. I think if I had to replace it, I would chose a color that would stand out.

This is like the time my husband thought he’d be clever and put a ping pong ball on the antenna of our car. When we tried to find it in the parking lot it seemed everyone had the same clever idea

As I usually have a kayak on top and at times a mountain bike on the back, finding my truck is never an issue.

Don’t drive a Taurus to the grocery store and don’t drive a F150 to Home Depot.

AGAIN ??? That’s a REPEAT strip from just A YEAR AGO !And now, in May, Kevin is doing a REPEAT of the theater strips also about a year ago. Lame…

Why would he have to say “everyone but me stop”? It’s not like he needed to tell himself to stop or not. Just a really weird way of saying that

my dad is considering installing a bugle horn