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Look, she doesn’t have time to keep track of who all those men are who are standing between her legs screaming ‘push’. Maybe they’re doctors. Maybe they’re on shore leave. What’s important right now is finding that waitress with her next mai tai…
Actually heard a female comic use that on TV decades ago. Introduced herself by saying, “I’m single, I don’t have any kids…at least, none that I know of…”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 10 years ago
Here’s the link to the original art.
Woody157 about 10 years ago
Isn’t that usually his line?
PICTO about 10 years ago
How drunk do you have to be to forget about going through labor?
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
She drinks to forget.
jrankin1959 about 10 years ago
The joke would be a lot funnier if it weren’t so accurate these days…
greenearthman about 10 years ago
Old joke. Funny, though.
klunker rider about 10 years ago
Unless you count her cats.
warjoski Premium Member about 10 years ago
Look, she doesn’t have time to keep track of who all those men are who are standing between her legs screaming ‘push’. Maybe they’re doctors. Maybe they’re on shore leave. What’s important right now is finding that waitress with her next mai tai…
coltish1 about 10 years ago
Steve Canyon in an early, forgettable phase.
WaitingMan about 10 years ago
No I don’t have any kids, but not for lack of trying.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 10 years ago
different planetsdifferent parents
Vet Premium Member about 10 years ago
Man, she is a hard…..drinker.
Calvins Brother about 10 years ago
Remember, you get your kids from a cabbage patch. And she’s not dressed for that.
K M about 10 years ago
Actually heard a female comic use that on TV decades ago. Introduced herself by saying, “I’m single, I don’t have any kids…at least, none that I know of…”