Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 13, 2015

I’m pretty sure, Duke has a good criminal lawyer on retainer.

I guess this kind of thing has happened a lot with Duke, since the doctor isn’t buying the ‘freak accident’ line…

It was a freak accident. One Freak shot another Freak…

The dude was in Duke’s home, wasn’t he? Today, Duke’s a Hero for Standing His Ground as he “feared for his safety”.

Even what it’s really an accident, the DA will always at least invstigate. And maybe the grand jury. If it looks like there’s any reasonable chance it wasn’t an accident (or sometimes just for political reasons) there will be a trial..You think only guilty people get put on trial? You must be a frothing-at-the-mouth Conservative.

(I know — I can’t type today. That was supposed to be “Even when”. Sorry.)

Hey! Guns don’t kill people. People kill themselves when they get in the way of the bullets.

Keke ‘broke into’ Duke’s house. Fair game.

Duke thought he might be the arsonist who burned down his old house. He was right.

In Chicago, on March 9, 2015, the temperature increased to the point where all of the crazies came out of hibernation. According to the Chicago Tribune: Three people were killed and at least 11 others were wounded, including several children, in Monday shootings on the North, Northwest, West, South and Far South sides, officials said. March 09, 2015 is the same day as the Duke/Brenner shooting. A good day for the crazies.

Can’t be Stand Your Ground ; Zeke is white.

@argythree“Come to think of it, the opposing party never runs anyone who has statewide recognition, so our choices are more and more limited.”.Charlie Crist was well known...When the main choices are unacceptable, go for the lesser choices. Therefore, same as last time I voted for Farid Khavari and his running mate, in this case: Lateresa Jones, as did 0.3% of the voters for a total vote in their favor of:20,186.