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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 13, 2015
Transcript:
Doctor: Prep him right away and get him into the O.R.! Duke: How bad is it? Doctor: I won't know until I open him up. What happened? Duke: It was just some freak accident. Will he make it? Doctor: It could go eihter way. He's got a hole in him the size of a grapefruit. Duke: That's terrible... just terrible... Doctor: I'll let you know if it's homicide or assault. Duke: Thanks. I'll be out in my car, okay?
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Iām pretty sure, Duke has a good criminal lawyer on retainer.
Argythree almost 10 years ago
I guess this kind of thing has happened a lot with Duke, since the doctor isnāt buying the āfreak accidentā lineā¦
Pointspread almost 10 years ago
It was a freak accident. One Freak shot another Freakā¦
Punter75 almost 10 years ago
The dude was in Dukeās home, wasnāt he? Today, Dukeās a Hero for Standing His Ground as he āfeared for his safetyā.
jeffiekins almost 10 years ago
Even what itās really an accident, the DA will always at least invstigate. And maybe the grand jury. If it looks like thereās any reasonable chance it wasnāt an accident (or sometimes just for political reasons) there will be a trial..You think only guilty people get put on trial? You must be a frothing-at-the-mouth Conservative.
jeffiekins almost 10 years ago
(I know ā I canāt type today. That was supposed to be āEven whenā. Sorry.)
mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Hey! Guns donāt kill people. People kill themselves when they get in the way of the bullets.
AliCom almost 10 years ago
Keke ābroke intoā Dukeās house. Fair game.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Duke thought he might be the arsonist who burned down his old house. He was right.
Bikebrains almost 10 years ago
In Chicago, on March 9, 2015, the temperature increased to the point where all of the crazies came out of hibernation. According to the Chicago Tribune: Three people were killed and at least 11 others were wounded, including several children, in Monday shootings on the North, Northwest, West, South and Far South sides, officials said. March 09, 2015 is the same day as the Duke/Brenner shooting. A good day for the crazies.
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
Canāt be Stand Your Ground ; Zeke is white.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 10 years ago
@argythreeāCome to think of it, the opposing party never runs anyone who has statewide recognition, so our choices are more and more limited.ā.Charlie Crist was well known...When the main choices are unacceptable, go for the lesser choices. Therefore, same as last time I voted for Farid Khavari and his running mate, in this case: Lateresa Jones, as did 0.3% of the voters for a total vote in their favor of:20,186.