Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 12, 2015
Transcript:
enjoy this vintage 1994 classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug by ruben bolling harvey richards lawyer for children 1-800-kkidlaw the extra "k" is for extra kounsel harvey: ...so i asked him to send me a retainer, and the brat mails me this slobbery thing! secretary: mr. richards, joey kirk is on line 2. trouble at the elm playground! harvey: tell him i'll be right there! what's the problem, joey. joey: i found this cool old truck behind that fence! but larry o'neil says it's his! he's just a big, fat liar! harvey: ordinarily, i'd say that even if the truck was his, under the "finder's keepers, losers weepers" doctrine, it's now lawfully yours! joey: right! it's an open and shut case! harvey: but in this case, i advise you to hand the truck over to him! oop: what? harvey: look at him, joey! he's a brute! he'll pound you into pulp! a lawyer must consider not only legal factors, but practical ones as well... and i'd say you'd better give that truck to larry now! joey: that's not fair! harvey: need i cite the classic doctrine, "life's not fair!" i'll send you my bill--
zenguyuno almost 10 years ago
I’ve seen enough of Attorney Richards. Let’s have something else.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Note that “Life’s not fair” is often used as an excuse not to do anything by those who have the power to make things fairer.
Malcolm Hall almost 10 years ago
I’m learning a lot from Lawyer Richards.
louieglutz almost 10 years ago
old sailors call it the right of tonnage. supersedes all other rules of right-of-way.
jpozenel almost 10 years ago
Looks like he was just asking for it!
kapock almost 10 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, your next Attorney General of the United States.