Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 25, 2010

Normally, this sort of splitting results in polarized personality traits, but I guess Cap doesn’t have an industrious side…

(Is Cap Red watching people geld with a rivet gun? Euurghhh…)

No, geld is what you do to horses to make them not stallions anymore. You then call them geldings, because they are no longer in possession of actual reproductive glands. It is usually done with a knife, or an electrical instrument by a vet, and many times men who watch are known to faint. Like neutering a dog, it makes a horse, or cows and camels, I think, much better tempered and level headed. Too bad we don’t do it to humans.

Superman #162, July 1963 … Mort Weisinger may have been an intolerable jerk to work for, but an awful lot of fun stuff came out of his reign.

If they added Cap Green and Cap Yellow, they wouldn’t miss foreign TV shows that duplicate US shows. For example, in Cuba “So You Think You Can Geld” is called “Fidel Castrate”.

And there’s a follow-up show to ‘SYTYCG’.

“The Sopranos”

Somebody needs a Tivo!,,,eithrt that or a better treatment for muliple personality disorder

I’d break myself up into three. One to go to work, one to do the housework and one to run and jump and play all day. I gotta get me one of those!

Now duplicate a wife and neither one of you will get any peace and quiet while your shows are on.

piksea, Calvin tried that, and the results were unsatisfactory. Unless you build an Ethicator into your Duplicator, the two yous assigned to do the work will gang up on the you who gets to have all the fun.

PierrePoirier, a TiVo wouldn’t help. I’ve got two and they keep getting full.