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La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 25, 2010
Transcript:
Vero: Heaven help education... Time to order your Texas Textbooks! The Texas Board of Education has prepared the finest textbook standards in the history of the world (6,000 years) history Ronald Reagan was our first President! Math Latinos=zero All books 98% free of all brown people! science The Flintstones was actually a documentary!
Templo S.U.D. almost 15 years ago
Muy patético, ¿no?
glenbeck almost 15 years ago
dont forget pat roberson, glen beck, rush, and palin all have books on how we should aspier to be!
glenbeck almost 15 years ago
If you carry your books to class it counts as physical education..
GJ_Jehosaphat almost 15 years ago
Give every child a Laptop Computer & I think theyâll have a better chance at learning something. Better yet - give them a ride to the library & let them explore the world of books, And The Best Way to get them âPrimedâ - Read to them every night!
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
JEHOSAPHAT Its a miracle! I agree 100% with you. But then again its Sunday and no SOTU
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
Amen to that!
GJ_Jehosaphat almost 15 years ago
Thanks Lew - Miracles Do Happen!
Personally I wish the Internet would have been around when I was a kid. My parents bought a set of World Book Encyclopedia & I would spend hours reading them. Now I spend hours on the Net but I do enjoy âthe feelâ of reading the old fashioned way.
Reading Is Fundamental (RIF) is the nationâs oldest and largest nonprofit childrenâs literacy organization.
http://readingisfundamental.org/
BTW - I watched the 1966 film Fahrenheit 451 yesterday - for the first time (read the book back in the 60âs). I noticed with the opening scenes that actors, production crew, directors were spoken. Children in the schools werenât allowed to read & spent days reciting math computations. The ânewspaperâ consisted of Comic Pictures without words.
Watching that movie inspired todayâs comment.
dougdash almost 15 years ago
Ah, more folly from the loony lefty. Just read a bit on how much most school textbooks have been âmassagedâ by leftists to remove so many important facts about our country from history books. Texas is just balancing out the errors.
Dirty Dragon almost 15 years ago
^ The epistemic closure is strong in this one. ^
Rocky Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I also must agree with GJ on this one. When I speak to school kids today I am shocked at how little they are taught in the way of American History. And wouldnât it be wonderful if textbooks simply told the truth without ANY political âspinâ?
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
But But But A good breakfast and self esteem are more important than literacy, right? Like, man, I never used that calculus, so why should my kid be made to learn that boring multiplication, man.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
Rapidly to the troglodyte age we the people do return.
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
That is a strange re-writing of history you have there, Clark. It has always been the Left that sees people as a collective, a group, as âsheepleâ in your word. It was the Right that stood for individualism and each personâs freedoms (at least in Americal; L/R have different meanings in different countries.)
What sort of business, in your view, despises its customers? As for the âstranglehold on our food supplyâ, I suppose youâd prefer the stranglehold of collectivized farms? Iâd be interested in hearing where you learned your typical Leftist hatred of business and the rich.
And regarding the whole issue of poor schools, ever notice that the worst are always government schools run by taxpayer money, with bloated bureaucracies and unions more interested in job security than teaching? Sell the public schools and issues like the Texas schoolbooks disappear. Freedom works, as much as the Left hates to hear it.
Dirty Dragon almost 15 years ago
âFreedom Worksâ is a right wing Astroturf (fake grass-roots) organization funded by Koch Industries, and fronted by Dick Armey.
The organization âworksâ in so far as what the Corporate masters want it to do, but itâs disingenuous and truth-challenged.
For the rest of us, freedom works all right, to the tune of 53%-46% in the last national election. We all will have our chance to vote in November, and again in 2012.
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
Jehosophat, will you read to the children whose parents are illiterate? Your solution sounds so simple and good intentioned, but one of the biggest parts of the problem is that too many of the parents canât read and therefore canât read to their children. What do you suggest they do? Who will âprimeâ their parents?