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It was my wife’s birthday on Monday:Wife: “I am going to the casino to play bingo.”Me: “Do you want me to come with?”Wife: “You don’t play. What will you do all day?”Me: “I’ll think of something. There is always a bar available.”Wife: “I get a free room on my birthday, so I’m staying at the casino hotel tonight.”Me: “Do you want me to drive down later and join you in the hotel room for the night?”Wife: “No!”
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Ya think?!-I guess now I know the full name of this kingdom. And the Wiz’s full title. ‘Wizard of Idiots’…
Llewellenbruce almost 10 years ago
Probably so Wiz.
Space_cat almost 10 years ago
Whatever, poof her back in 2 weeks and ask her.
mlkirk12530 almost 10 years ago
It’s more like 5 weeks, but here it is.http://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2015/02/04
Dr_Zinj almost 10 years ago
How quickly they forget.Especially as the Season of the Cold White drags on.
e.groves almost 10 years ago
Not when she gets to be waited on by the Cabana boys.
Dewed almost 10 years ago
This way, it’s a vacation for both.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
It was my wife’s birthday on Monday:Wife: “I am going to the casino to play bingo.”Me: “Do you want me to come with?”Wife: “You don’t play. What will you do all day?”Me: “I’ll think of something. There is always a bar available.”Wife: “I get a free room on my birthday, so I’m staying at the casino hotel tonight.”Me: “Do you want me to drive down later and join you in the hotel room for the night?”Wife: “No!”
phlash almost 10 years ago
“My missus went on ’oliday”“Jamaica?”“Nah, twas ’er own decision!”
tuslog64 almost 10 years ago
With him, probably not!
jim_pem almost 10 years ago
The last vacation they took, they had to take “King Air”.
brklnbern almost 10 years ago
Good one.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yes Wiz, that is probably what she meant.
colcam almost 10 years ago
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