It was my wife’s birthday on Monday:Wife: “I am going to the casino to play bingo.”Me: “Do you want me to come with?”Wife: “You don’t play. What will you do all day?”Me: “I’ll think of something. There is always a bar available.”Wife: “I get a free room on my birthday, so I’m staying at the casino hotel tonight.”Me: “Do you want me to drive down later and join you in the hotel room for the night?”Wife: “No!”
Argythree over 9 years ago
Ya think?!-I guess now I know the full name of this kingdom. And the Wiz’s full title. ‘Wizard of Idiots’…
Llewellenbruce over 9 years ago
Probably so Wiz.
Space_cat over 9 years ago
Whatever, poof her back in 2 weeks and ask her.
mlkirk12530 over 9 years ago
It’s more like 5 weeks, but here it is.http://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2015/02/04
Dr_Zinj over 9 years ago
How quickly they forget.Especially as the Season of the Cold White drags on.
e.groves over 9 years ago
Not when she gets to be waited on by the Cabana boys.
Dewed over 9 years ago
This way, it’s a vacation for both.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
It was my wife’s birthday on Monday:Wife: “I am going to the casino to play bingo.”Me: “Do you want me to come with?”Wife: “You don’t play. What will you do all day?”Me: “I’ll think of something. There is always a bar available.”Wife: “I get a free room on my birthday, so I’m staying at the casino hotel tonight.”Me: “Do you want me to drive down later and join you in the hotel room for the night?”Wife: “No!”
phlash over 9 years ago
“My missus went on ’oliday”“Jamaica?”“Nah, twas ’er own decision!”
tuslog64 over 9 years ago
With him, probably not!
jim_pem over 9 years ago
The last vacation they took, they had to take “King Air”.
brklnbern over 9 years ago
Good one.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yes Wiz, that is probably what she meant.
colcam over 9 years ago
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