Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2015

“Hey ladies, wanna see my package?”

Er… Rat, you’re not supposed to drinking alcohol while operating heavy machinery such as a delivery truck.

Is this the first time that Goat and Zebra have been together?Not very advisable though. If anything were to happen, it would wipe out all of the IQ points in PBS.

Bottoms UPS!

Maybe Zeeba Neighba’s package will get there tomorrow………maybe.

talking about junk, my neighbor leaves his, all over the place, for all to see.

I saw one UPS guy walk on the packages wearing his cowboy boots.

Don’t worry Zebra. It’ll get there eventually. Maybe even personally delivered by Moe.

just a scan away – and i hope rat didn’t leave the truck running

one time a package I was expecting left NY for NC…..last time I checked it was in the Bahamas and that was 4 months ago

it’s not the size of the package, it’s what you do with it

I wish those tracking sites worked like that.

Rat must be working for OnTrac

Rat is on his fourth beer. His third is on the package. I wouldn’t be too sanguine, if I were you, Zeeba Neighba….

I live near Seattle, and ordered two things on the same day. One was coming from San Jose, the other from Newark, NJ. BOTH were shipped by UPS standard. The one from NJ arrived in 48 hours, the one from CA went from San Jose to Stockton and sat there for 4 days, then took another 4 to get here. I DROVE from Sacramento, which is just north of Stockton, in under two days (actual driving time, maybe 15 hours) That Honky Tonk Tavern MUST be in Stockton.

Simpsons reference? Someone named Moe owning a bar?

Did Moe re-brand again? My favorite was Flaming Moes…..