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Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 12, 2015
April 11, 2015
April 13, 2015
Transcript:
Ernie's Real Estate Frank: Ernie, in this ad you don't mention the leaky roof. Ernest: I say "built-in sprinkler system". Frank: What about the low-hanging beam here downstairs? Ernest: "Bar in basement". Frank: Ernie, the tub drains can't be unclogged! Ernest: That's why I said "two full baths"! Frank: This house was previously listed and nobody even looked at it! Ernest: "Buy now while interest is low"! Frank: And your ad doesn't say anything about the persistent bird nest problem in the attic. Ernest: You're right! I should tell people "new wings just added"!
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
Count me in on this one………………..
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
Skill at rationalization……an attribute of certain purveyors……
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
Full of interesting and unique features sure to capture your attention………….
Perkycat almost 10 years ago
LOL! This is very clever and funny.
What? Me worried ? almost 10 years ago
You didn’t mention the sink hole in the back yard ! You know the ready fill swimming pool !
Daniel Aplet almost 10 years ago
Caveat emptor
Daniel Aplet almost 10 years ago
Caveat emptor
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
Kindergarten Stories-The defendant standing in front of the Judge who says, Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?(defendant) I swear.(Judge) Wash his mouth out with soap…..Giggle…..Giggle……That’s what my mommy would say…………
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
But, the price is right! It’s an unverifiable bargain!.Put the ad in a Walmart and they’ll brake down the doors to be first to buy it…