Gallery's closing in five minutes! Actually, ma'am, the painting you're looking at is on the exhibit brochure... You're welcome to take my copy when you leave and look at it at your leisure...
There’s a big difference between viewing the painting itself, at full scale, and looking at a small, ill-printed photo of it, Moonie! On the other hand, it is closing time, so just throw the old lady out (she might be a potential art-thief or terrorist, for all we know).
Round ‘em up and shoo ’em out the door. Any way you can. Lights going out. Doors being locked. Thanks for coming. See ya tomorrow. Cold one’s a’waiting.
billyruffian almost 10 years ago
Or she could’ve just stayed home and searched for it on the internet
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Alas!
contralto2b almost 10 years ago
Anything to get her out of there so the museum can close and he can go home!
Strod almost 10 years ago
Portrait of a Physician, by Italian Renaissance painter Fede Galizia. A gurl!
Clotty Peristalt almost 10 years ago
That must be a child’s skull.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I don’t get it..
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
There’s a big difference between viewing the painting itself, at full scale, and looking at a small, ill-printed photo of it, Moonie! On the other hand, it is closing time, so just throw the old lady out (she might be a potential art-thief or terrorist, for all we know).
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Round ‘em up and shoo ’em out the door. Any way you can. Lights going out. Doors being locked. Thanks for coming. See ya tomorrow. Cold one’s a’waiting.