Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2015

RAT: And now I will read Dr. Kevorkian’s Guide to an Easy Death. I also have a picture book of cemeteries.

How about the story of the Pied Piper, just up to the point where all the rats drown?

Sounds just like Rat. Never do a good deed unless there’s something in it for him. Bet he charges $100 to hold the door open for folks.

where there is a will there is a way…………a way to get yourself written into it..

I’m surprised, Rat, isn’t a lawyer, or a politician

be glad he is not reading 50 shades or some other racy book to them

That might work if her name is Blanche Dubois.

Is Rat a licensed Financial Advisor? Or is he just freelancing? Hmmm. No; he wouldn’t be doing anything free-….

This kartune makes me wish someone was “gripping” Rat around his throat!

Did Crapflo Dollar write that book?

Or as we call him in his hometown, Cry fo’ a Dollar. And his wife has the Biblical name Taffi.

You have Rat and the elderly woman. A kind stranger seems not to be present.

Just this past week, one of our most crooked local lawyers was once again in hot water for “writing” someone’s will and signing it. He and a local bail bondsman may get to be roomies, though I will say the lawyer has already dodged some bullets, both literal and symbolic.

That is one of the most disturbing comments you ever posted on this site!

@Bruno Zeigerts—…of the law firm Dewey, Shaftem & Howe.Steph was gonna be a junior partner, but PB4S was accepted by Universal!!

if rat succeeds, will he pay his taxes on the money?

I might have guessed!

xxx

Cane to the Face