B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 28, 2015

Newlywed Game TV show: “What’s the strangest place you and your husband have made whoopee?” Wife: “Uhh… In the butt?” Cue hysterical laughter from everyone, including host.

1950 Mattress is a water bed with a few leaks…

I thought it was the ‘margin for error’ that allows people to believe Whoopi Goldberg is funny…

I’m missing something here. What connects “whoopee”, “cushion”, “1950’s”, and/or “mattress”? And what does any of it have to do with bloopers, real or staged? I don’t think any comments so far show that anyone gets the joke.

Schaefer didn’t let reality stop him. He recreated most of the most famous bloopers, bringing unconfirmed urban legends to apparent life that fooled listeners.

The host “Uncle Don” never actually said “That ought to hold the little bastards,” but his reputation was thoroughly blackened by funny old Kermit and his studio fake.

“Makin’ Whoopie” goes back to 1928. I’m still looking for evidence anyone gets the joke.

1950s? So is that in B.C.’s future or past?

Another bride Another JuneAnother sunny honeymoonAnother season, another reasonFor makin’ whoopee.A lot of shoes, a lot of riceThe groom is nervous he answers twiceIt’s really killin’ that he’s so willin’To make whoopee.Picture a little love nestDown where the roses clingPicture the same sweet love nestThink what a year can bring.He’s washing dishes and baby clothesHe’s so ambitious he even sewsBut don’t forget folks that’s what you get folksFor makin’ whoopee.Another year or maybe lessWhat’s this I hear? Well can’t you guess?She fells neglected and he’s suspectedOf makin’ whoopee.She sits alone most every nightHe doesn’t phone her he doesn’t writeHe says he’s busy but she say’s “is he?”He’s makin’ whoopee.He doesn’t make much moneyOnly five thousand perSome judge who thinks he’s funnySays you’ll pay six to her.He says now judge suppose I failThe judge says budge right into jailYou better keep her I think it’s cheaperThen makin’ whoopee.You better keep herI know it’s cheaper than makin’ whoopee.with my thanks to Ella Fitzgerald…

Plus the other bloopers:This is the Dominion network of the Canadian broadcopping castraton.The local zoo has acquired (new large cats) so tell your dad that you want to go see the new arrivals at the cat house!