The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 25, 2015

She was a famous writer of purple prose….Who would want to eraser?I think her killer used that particular line to make it look like a suicide…But I don’t believe she’d cap off a great career that way.

Whoever did this is going to the pen.The pen,I tell you.

It was murder. Turns out this pen was not mightier than the sword.

reckard…. thanks…. I think…

Hopefully, anyone who’s had his fill can just blot them out.

No. 6…. yes, they just stand there, saying “Well, well, well….”

Without any sufficient evidence, who can we believe is write?

I don’t think you should write her off yet. She could be reinkarnated.

The guy in charge is not exactly on the ball…point.

They were Bic-ering and her Mieister stuck her.He has killed before and this fits his stylus

She may have wounded the attacker in the groin. Detectives should be on the lookout for a uni-ball

That’s all?

I am in awe of the commenters here. I’ve got no pun (worthy or otherwise) to offer. This has been fun!

I hope that the judge hands down the WRITE sentence…and makes sure that it’s non-RETRACTABLE. This way, he’ll live out his years in GEL!

If she had been sick, a little pen-icillin might have cured her.

I can’t help but wonder if that detective is Alex Cross….

You all have penned great comments Good one packratjohn.

Where is the detectives tie?

There’s nothing left to do but Parker in the graveyard.

@luvmcxI think there are quite a few of us who remember those ink wells. I had to have a pen wiper before I could start using pen and ink in 4th grade.

What’s mine say, “Sweet!” What’s mine say, “Dude.”