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Monty by Jim Meddick for March 31, 2015
March 30, 2015
April 01, 2015
Transcript:
I'm thoroughly enjoying this ventriloquism business! It allows me to express extremely harsh, rude sentiments in a socially acceptable manner... Observe... I hate looking at poor people! Their clothes are so shabby and they often make poor fashion choices! Um... Actually, sir, I believe you once said something rather similar without the doll... Perhaps... But in this instance I said it in a funny voice.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 10 years ago
And talking about poor fashion choicesâŚ
Plods with ...⢠almost 10 years ago
Jeff Dunhamâs lawyers will be calling. Youâre stealing his act.
e.groves almost 10 years ago
Sometimes when the strip is on Sedgewick, the word bush keeps popping into my head. Strange.
nitromicro almost 10 years ago
Yes, itâs as if their stylists just donât care.
ZorkArg almost 10 years ago
I hate that kidâŚ
steverinoCT almost 10 years ago
I love the ventriloquist acts where the dummy is truly treated as an individual; like on the series âSoapâ where Burt (Richard Mulligan) would interact with Bob independently of Chuck (Jay Johnson).
Vlad Taltos almost 10 years ago
âI shall call this dummy âStephen Colbert.ââ
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Jarvis, by all means encourage the Little Master in his new hobby! Not only can he reinforce his elitist stereotypes with impunity, but, more importantly, you can sit down and read the newspaper in a leisurely way while nominally on the job!