Monty by Jim Meddick for March 31, 2015
Transcript:
I'm thoroughly enjoying this ventriloquism business! It allows me to express extremely harsh, rude sentiments in a socially acceptable manner... Observe... I hate looking at poor people! Their clothes are so shabby and they often make poor fashion choices! Um... Actually, sir, I believe you once said something rather similar without the doll... Perhaps... But in this instance I said it in a funny voice.
Yes, it’s as if their stylists just don’t care.