Monty by Jim Meddick for March 30, 2015
Transcript:
Sir... A package has arrived... I suspect it's the ventriloquist dummy you ordered... Aha! Finally! Speaking of dummies, don't just stand there! Help me remove this bubble wrap, you grinning nincompoop! Aha! A good start, sir!... But I confess I think I saw your lips move a tad... They did move, Jarvis. That wasn't meant to be the dummy... That was me talking...
I’m guessing Jarvis is one of the richest people in the country in his own right given how much he has to be payed to put up with this brat.