Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 26, 2015
April 25, 2015
April 27, 2015
Transcript:
Why do the elderly ladies at church always pinch my cheek and tell me how much I've grown? It makes them happy. Can I do the same thing back to them? No, that would be rude. They can pinch me, but I can't pinch back? That's right. So let me get this straight: I must endure pain for no sensible reason? Your suffering is for a just cause. More like a just because.
Ubintold almost 10 years ago
Wait until you hit your teens, kid. Then see what gets pinched.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I see.
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
someday, you will be old. then you can pinch little kids. or choose not to, because you actually remember what it was like to be pinched like that.