Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2015

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Carpe controlis:Seize the remote.

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    Rod Gonzalez  over 9 years ago

    Somebody please beat up Rat.

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    cdgar  over 9 years ago

    Bye Bob. At least you chose a beautiful country to die in.

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    Phatts  over 9 years ago

    seize the day, but fasten your seat-belt!

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    Phatts  over 9 years ago

    that reminds me of an old Sindbad movie, where the catch phrase was, “Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.”

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    Ida No  over 9 years ago

    Even couch potatoes need a safety line.

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    This whole escapade didn’t do any good.Bob was as angry as ever for the last two seconds.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Carpe Fritos!

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    phylum  over 9 years ago

    better than being eaten by a giant monitor lizard..

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    Durandal_1707  over 9 years ago

    Wow, has it really been six years since the last Angry Bob strip? Thanks for continuing this, this was always my favorite running gag!

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Rat has scored today!Angry Bob’s story is a winner of a loser!Pig, get a hold of yourself! Not there.

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    jreckard  over 9 years ago

    Wacky coincidence! See today’s Rubes toon.http://www.gocomics.com/rubes

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Hey y’all watch thiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss!Thud.

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    joegee  over 9 years ago

    The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy states: “There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.”

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 9 years ago

    There’s an old saying I just made up “If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try bungee jumping”

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    he flew through the air with the greates of ease, have no strings to tie me down

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Nice to see the return of Angry Bob.

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    Brian Fink  over 9 years ago

    Chuckles, the next strip I read is Rubes… a lemming bungee jumps and his rope breaks

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    Rush Strong Premium Member over 9 years ago

    He didn’t travel very far in his new life – only around 250 feet.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 9 years ago

    rat’s new book should be called ‘The 20 causes of death of Angry Bob’.

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    turdd  over 9 years ago

    When is Danny Donkey going to make an appearance again?

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    Lamberger  over 9 years ago

    On the bright side, he no longer has a fear of bungee jumping….

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    “don’t fence me in”

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    it is never the fall that kills you – or so i’ve been told – it is the sudden stop at the end.

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    Rush Strong Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “Allowing for air resistance”And let’s not forget the arms and legs flailing hopelessly about . . .

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    I now get the meaning of “Life’s too short”

    xxx

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    Gokie5  over 9 years ago

    Didn’t notice your comment on “Francis Macomber” before posting. I most likely had to teach that puppy at some point – could remember the vague outlines of the plot, but not the details. Had to Wikipedia it. Don’t recall what I asked the students to do, if I taught it as well as reading it.

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    Digital Frog  over 9 years ago

    I know, I was just going with his theme. I always joke that Carpe Diem was “Fish o’ the day”

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    Digital Frog  over 9 years ago

    Bob’s velocity was terminal when he hit the bottom, just a different kind of terminal.

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    claire de la lune.  over 9 years ago

    Wait – this has been the first Angry Bob strip in years!

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    HowieL  over 9 years ago

    It depends…is Bob African or European?

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 7 years ago

    I’m from New Zealand!

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    Darth Revan II  almost 4 years ago

    Bob’s back!

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   over 2 years ago

    Let the day seize you.

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    The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace)  over 2 years ago

    Been a while

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