Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 01, 2015

We’ll never know whose dad it was.

were they “playing doctor” when he said it? because that would be bad.

I have neighbors who are….what he said..slick meaning sneaky and criminal. Sigh!

That’s a better phrase than “snake s…”

All right Grandpa,you rock !You’re funnier than a fart in a space suit ! hahahahaa

Until the snot dries.

I remember it as “deer guts on a doorknob”.

Grandfathers are the Keepers of Colloquial Phrases or Sayings, how else would they be Passed down and thereby Preserved for Humanity!

I suppose thats really slick!

My grandpa said, “Eat every bean and pea on your plate.”

He preferred showers to baths because “I don’t want to wash my face where my butt has been”.

I don’t know what little Courtney’s problem is, I would take that as a compliment.

I remember it as "slicker’n greased owl s…!

Hmmmmm, I remember it as “Slicker than snail snot on a glass doorknob”…