WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 16, 2015

I know. I had the flu one year so bad that…well, putting the bones back in was a mother…

That’s what I feel like when I sneeze. I hate sneezing.

A sneeze like that can leave a guy feeling kind of wobbly.

Please, cover your mouth when you sneeze…..see this is what can happen if you don’t.

Pretty much!

even a count dracula, elbow covering the mouth can’t fight a sneeze of that force. maybe a face mask would force the skeleton to ricochet back down again, although possibly some bits would end up in the wrong spots

I recall an NFL ad in which a man sneezed his skin off, leaving a muscular system in briefs. TV ads don’t get much sicker than that.

Yikes!

Actually, I feel more like it’s my brains (such as they are) that I’ve sneezed out.

I haven’t quite done that, but I’ve come close – I broke a rib while sneezing once. That was painful enough, but sneeze #2 and 3 were worse…

I wonder if that’s really possible on an inverting table?