Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 23, 2015

Looks like Elizabeth Taylor.

I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies you heard the night beforebut although it’s just a lie to you, to me it’s true and never seemed so right before

For once, she’s more reasonable and down-to-earth than in the original art.

Keep peeling those clothes off her and you will find the real person, tiny though she maybe.

In 10 years she became Snow White’s stepmother.

She reminds me of Joan Collins.

The original dialogue reminds me of Joan Collins’ character in “The Stud”

First panel is sooo true. Then they say the second panel so her and the gals have something to laugh at over coffee.

Were you telling lies (ah, the night before!)?Was I so unwise (ah, the night before!)?When I held you near, you were so sincere.Treat me like you did the night before.

That’s exactly what Richard Burton would say…

…when he was blind drunk ;-)

Very well, you can be my slave. Now get out in the field with the rest, that cotton isn’t going to pick itself.