“No, Vibib, you can claim DEductions on your taxes, not ABductions.”
Do you know the difference between an accountant and a computer?The computer has a personality.
If you lose money three years in a row, they’ll consider it a hobby. Also, who is this guy? Is he with the External Revenue Service? I just had a thought, and will be obsessed until I find the answer: Can strippers deduct the cost of glitter?
“No, Dr. Mel, you can’t deduct Winky’s 63 replacement spleens, because they were not a Self-Renewing Resource, and they were not gifts!”
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“No, Vibib, you can claim DEductions on your taxes, not ABductions.”
David Rickard Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Do you know the difference between an accountant and a computer?The computer has a personality.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If you lose money three years in a row, they’ll consider it a hobby. Also, who is this guy? Is he with the External Revenue Service? I just had a thought, and will be obsessed until I find the answer: Can strippers deduct the cost of glitter?
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
“No, Dr. Mel, you can’t deduct Winky’s 63 replacement spleens, because they were not a Self-Renewing Resource, and they were not gifts!”