“No, Vibib, you can claim DEductions on your taxes, not ABductions.”
Do you know the difference between an accountant and a computer?The computer has a personality.
If you lose money three years in a row, they’ll consider it a hobby. Also, who is this guy? Is he with the External Revenue Service? I just had a thought, and will be obsessed until I find the answer: Can strippers deduct the cost of glitter?
“No, Dr. Mel, you can’t deduct Winky’s 63 replacement spleens, because they were not a Self-Renewing Resource, and they were not gifts!”
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
“No, Vibib, you can claim DEductions on your taxes, not ABductions.”
David Rickard Premium Member over 9 years ago
Do you know the difference between an accountant and a computer?The computer has a personality.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
If you lose money three years in a row, they’ll consider it a hobby. Also, who is this guy? Is he with the External Revenue Service? I just had a thought, and will be obsessed until I find the answer: Can strippers deduct the cost of glitter?
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
“No, Dr. Mel, you can’t deduct Winky’s 63 replacement spleens, because they were not a Self-Renewing Resource, and they were not gifts!”