Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2015

Fairy Rat?

Thank god we can go back to being cynical tomorrow. $10 says Pastis !*#&% that up.

Now this is just down right disturbing. How can I un-see this?

Exactly where did that tall guy kick him?

this is why you shouldn’t use drugs…..

I am not so sure about this cynical day thing…

Please tell me I’m not the only who gets the irony in this strip?!?!

Pig speaks for the masses (I think; we here don’t count, ‘cause we’re too cynical)! But the vision of Goody-Two-Shoes Rat prancing through a Love Love Love All You Need Is Love routine is an abomination that calls for Brain Bleach!

Some how I’m reading cynicism in Rat’s dialouge even though it would be uncynical coming from Pig or Goat. Maybe it’s just cause cynicism is Rat to a T.

Love Rat’s dance step, dansur fo sure!

Love Rat’s dance step, dansur fo sure!

and yet

Or maybe not.

This will not end well.

Is Rat still drunk?

This is the most cynical Pearls yet.

Calvin called it “Opposite Day”……….

Probably in all of comics Pig is the second-least cynical character, with Zero from “Beetle Bailey” as the least of all.

Rat’s channeling his inner qat:http://www.gocomics.com/comic/explore/1309498/16#mutable_1286469

Sing along with Sherlock: “We all live in a yellow submarine…”

i don’t think we’re in kansas anymore

Rat must still be drunk from the other day.

Enjoy it as much as you can, Pig.It only lasts a day.xxx

goat AND facebook???? i thought goat was the brains of this strip – soooooooooo disappointed.

Is the second panel an intended reference to the book?

This reminds me of the “Opposite Day” from years ago.

Hang on while I change that 2nd panel to my background.

What is happening?!

Did Rat sound really sarcastic? Or is it just me?