Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 06, 2015

At least she didn’t call Charlie Brown a Blockhead.

You really shouldn’t frazzle your catcher like that.

Schroeder just can’t stand it! Leave the Beethoven enthusiast alone, Lucy, especially during the game!

Maybe instead of a mask, chest protector, and shin guards Schroeder needs noise cancelling ear protection.

I wonder why Schroeder is the catcher. Catching is not good for the hands.

You don’t have to yell, Schroeder.

I’m surprised a pianist like Schroeder would want to play catcher. A very high risk of injuries to the fingers – not good if the piano is your real love.

Well, it’s not like Charlie Brown throws much heat, so I think his fingers are probably safe.

I wish someone would call me “dear heart”! Or “sugar lips”! Nobody ever calls me sugar lips….

If Lucy said it in the woods, would Schroeder hear it?

Lucy is starting to seriously creep me out now.

Hahahaha.

xxx

Johnny Bench never had to put up with something like that

With the combo of Charlie Brown’s pitching and Lucy’s libido, I hope Schroeder has adequate groin protection.

Has Sally started calling Linus “My Sweet Baboo” yet?

Poor Schroeder.