Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 14, 2010

Not only soccer but the curse of all….travel soccer! It’s good to see that all the hair is not stuck to Dereks head. Todd

Hey, soccer’s a great sport. Let’s see the knockers run all over a field with only a halftime break and no substitution for 90 minutes straight. I bet they’re sucking air six minutes in.

Soccer’s for sissies in shorts. The only exciting thing that has ever happened in soccer, is when Brandy took her shirt off.

Hardest thing in soccer is learning to belly flop properly when someone touches you. Soccer is to sport what the accordian is to music.

No we don’t have cash, a camera or a crew. We do, however, have Milford … and a liquor store.

Doublepaw, Now you’ve gone and done it, made fun of the greatest instrument every made, the ACCORDIAN.

Wait till the legions of Lawrence Welk fans read your post! It wont be pretty when their “bubble machine” kicks into over drive and Gil leads the Milford Merry Makers fan club to storm your house. Dressed in double knit, pastel leisure suits with the wide lapels.

I can hear it now, “a one a two” chanted to the beat of the clip clop made by their platform shoes as they come down your street. Run man, run! My gosh, what have you done

Maybe Cassie will be the scantily clad eye candy in the video, lip syncing to the latest masterpiece by Derek. Looking forward to it!

Hey now, littel Cooper Obs is in his first season of U6 soccer and is loving it. Soon enough he’ll be playing some other sports, like foobaw, baseball, and lax, but for now he is having a great time.

Browns44: Sorry, I just lost my head for a minute. I will do a five minute polka to atone for my sin.

this is mr Kessler’s chance to get back in the strip. As we all know, he was a famous 70’s porn star- johnny Wadd kessler. now he can contribute his knowledge as a producer/director of the Cassie, Slim, Steve, Tuck, and the blond reporter’s new porn video

I like the Kessler video idea – but do you think Mimi could be talked into joining in?

You know this strip is going nowhere when we’re reduced to lampooning kid’s sports and musical instruments.

Which reminds me, notwithstanding Derek’s fastball, who knows the definition of a “perfect pitch?”

It’s when you throw a banjo into the dumpster and it hits an accordian.

Cassie will fill the Tawny Kitaen role and be sprawled out over the hood of the Pontiac Aztek that they’ll borrow from Gil for the vid.

In a twist Tuck will take the David Coverdale role. Whitesnake rules!!!

“You get scared by a big football when you were a kid?”

WHAT????? He was so traumatized by a giant football that he now wants to play sports. Would anyone in their right mind ever use that as an insult?

When Tuck was in school he failed gym because he didn’t like taking showers with the other boys. That about sums it up

Dodgeball was not kind to Tuck.

You have to have Mimi in the video. Maybe her and the blonde reporter with the glasses.

Not to be picky or anything, but the way the drummer is holding the drumstick and where he’s hitting the cymbal, the correct comic sound word should be “tink.”

I’m already sick of Tuck, tired of this storyline, and if it weren’t for some of the funny comments you folks make I would probably be tuning this strip out for awhile.

Observe69,

Tim Wakefield just recorded his 2000 strikeout. Teach little Cooper Obs how to throw a knuckleball!

Agree with you caryrodda, Tuck is tiresome, and this storyline shows signs of long drawn-out stupidity before it’s finally brought to some weak conclusion. Oh well, life as usual in Gil-land!

Mimi & cassie 69ing Oulawii

Cell Phone.. You Tube.. Slim Chance goes viral…becomes Mentor on American Idol…Cassie elopes with Simon