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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 30, 2015
April 29, 2015
May 01, 2015
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! pitofun least enjoyable midway ride - mister gravelpants' pit o' fun, loudoun county. scariest baked good - old aunt beulah's "suffocation by marzipan" cake, frederick county. biggest wheel of cheddar - mount lacto, montgomery county. performer to avoid - maurizio the magic sphinctriloquist, charles county. union of disgruntled former employ bitter? here's what next gun cleaning at balloons $5 $10 guess your i.q. ? worst midway game - guess your i.q., arlington county.
alviebird almost 10 years ago
Aaww… left out Prince George’s County.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
could perform Yankee doodle do doo…
emjaycee almost 10 years ago
Joseph Pujol, aka Le Petomane ("The Fartiste). One of the most famous Flatulists in history.
Governor William J. Le Petomane is also a character in “Blazing Saddles”.
Coincidence?
Not at all.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
A county fair in greater D.C. is like an innocent young sweet thing in a den of drug-crazed Dirty Old Men….
Goblinopolis almost 10 years ago
We call it “saga farting.”