Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 20, 2015

He hitched a ride with the Vogon Constructor Fleet. That’s how.

Remembering that he had a bean burrito for lunch, the ugly truth dawns on him about what the Big Bang really was.

By the way, Dr Mel, one can’t end up “before” a point where time didn’t exist. And you a (mad) scientist! Tsk tsk.

Now he has to wait for the contractor to show up.

The universe is less than 20 years old, of course. Just ask anyone born after 1995.

Is he going to meet Joe E Ross and Imogene Coca?

his may explain a lot.“Your tax dollars at work.”

Is there a restaurant at this end of the Universe?

Without getting into a discussion of whether the “Big Bang” theory is correct or not, the theory calls for a finite beginning of time, with the matter and time both coming into existence at that point. Thus, before the Big Bang, time did not exist.

Let me guess: He’s going to precipitate the Big Bang, just like Hammy the squirrel.

This particular universe is only 10 years old.

Brewster was present at the Big Bang? Y’know, that explains so much about the universe…

Maybe his brain was the singularity….

HA! Reconstructionist history!

I hope he has a permit for this. Also, an environmental impact statement is required. But I’m pessimistic. When there is absolutely nothing, anything is a pollutant.