Herman by Jim Unger for May 10, 2015

For better?

Robber: Your money or your life!Jack Benny: “I’m thinking, I’m thinking!”

(That means we are OLD!)

Door A or B

That must be the slimmest woman ever to appear in this strip.

Do you take this woman to be your awful wedded wife?

Decisions, Decisions. You’re undecided now. So, what are you gonna do?

“What’s it gonna be boy… YES… OR… NO???”

Did you ever have to make up your mind?Pick up on one and leave the other one behindIt’s not often easy, and not often kindDid you ever have to make up your mind?Did you ever have to finally decide?Say yes to one and let the other one rideThere’s so many changes, and tears you must hideDid you ever have to finally decide?Sometimes there’s one with deep blue eyes, cute as a bunnyWith hair down to here, and plenty of moneyAnd just when you think she’s that one in the worldYour heart gets stolen by some mousy little girlAnd then you know you better make up your mindPick up on one and leave the other one behindIt’s not often easy, and not often kindDid you ever have to make up your mind?Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss herAnd then you get distracted by her older sisterWhen in walks her father and takes you in lineAnd says “Better go home, son, and make up your mind.”Then you bet you’d better finally decide!And say yes to one and let the other one rideThere’s so many changes, and tears you must hideDid you ever have to finally decide.http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/l/lovin_spoonful/did_you_ever_have_to_make_up_your_mind.html

Too funny