Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 23, 2015
April 22, 2015
April 24, 2015
Transcript:
Breezy: I love you. I'll see you in 4 days after your shift, Rip. Rip Haywire: Dynamite! Breezy: Uh... no. Rip Haywire: Spark! Breezy: No! Rip Haywire: Fire-cracker! Duke! Breezy: No. No. Rip Haywire: Fuse! Big Jake! Breezy: No. Rip Haywire: Lightning! Breezy: That's it... you're officially banned from naming the baby. Rip Haywire: Oh c'mon! I'm sure I'll find one we can agree on! C-4 haywire! Igniter Haywire?
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
How about Bang Haywire as in Big Bang Haywire or More Bang for the Buck Haywire.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I’m amazed that this hasn’t been pulled, mostly because it nearly made me spew coffee everywhere. ;-)
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 10 years ago
How about, Flint Haywire? If the next kid is a girl, name her, Wendy…Since her mother’s name is Breezy!
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
You, my fellow poster, have been nominated for an “Arlo Award”. Congrats on ingenious wordplay and a devilish mind.
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
I thought TNT’s pup was named C-4?
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
How about “Bomb Garden Haywire”?
ajr58 almost 10 years ago
“Havoc” Haywire
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
If it’s girl/boy twins, they could be “Fast” and “Furious”.No wait, that should probably be the other way around.
cdnalor almost 10 years ago
“A-bomb” if it’s a boy, “PMS” if it’s a girl.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
You nailed it!
brulemonster almost 10 years ago
Tofu Haywire
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
Dads are always great at making up goofy nicknames. Something sweet for girls and vaguely insulting for boys.My dad still calls me “Worm”.I sill call my son “Twerp”.
pacmandreaming almost 10 years ago
They could name him Rip jr. They could call him RJ for short.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Breezy and Rip’s son should be Hale Storm Haywire.
Veridian almost 10 years ago
Flint Steele Haywire Esq., “Thermite” to his Friends and Associates, So named for both his roguish good looks AND his problem solver of choice…….. (That’s MY Vote anyway)