Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 02, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: What are you writing, Goat? Goat: I like to keep a journal of quotes that inspire me. You know, from the philosophers, poets, spiritual figures. Pig: Do you have, 'He smelt it, dealt'? Goat: I think I'll leave that one out. Pig: It's the only rule I live by.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
The version I remember is “He who said it spread it.”
cdgar over 9 years ago
Pig lives in a world all his own. We don’t understand it.
StCleve72 over 9 years ago
It’s better to have loved and lost; it’s also cheaper-Alfred E. Neumann
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Fame is the echo of actions, resounding them to the world, save that the echo repeats only the last part, but fame relates all, and often more than all. – Thomas Fuller
Arianne over 9 years ago
Beans… They’re music to Pig’s rear.
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Ah, He Who philosophy!
NoCents over 9 years ago
I’m going to pass on this comic.
Dacker Premium Member over 9 years ago
Was it Steven Wright who quipped, “Two people get on an elevator. One farts. Everyone knows who did it.”
livermoron over 9 years ago
OK so this one I laugh out loud for a while.Then I think maybe that reflects on my dignity.What’s wrong with me?
vwdualnomand over 9 years ago
liquor before beer. or, no grass, no play. can’t polish a !@##$.
Radical_Knight over 9 years ago
Guilty dog barks first.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
when the gas passed the one who passed the gas, the gas at last was past, to the relief of the passer but not his companions who would rather the passer of the gasser had remained gassed.
patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 9 years ago
I would like someone to explain this to me, simply, for my simple brain.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
2 rules to live by “when in doubt, stop and use the bathroom 1st.” “never play with anyone who is not free to mess around.” follow these, and you can have a better life
Number Three over 9 years ago
I wonder what Rat’s favourite quote is?
I actually dread to know.
xxx
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Truth to tell, Pig, yours is not a very inspiring quotation. That’s a kind of in-spiration we don’t need or want!
Arianne over 9 years ago
And don’t forget the abbreviated, colloquial version: The smeller’s the feller.