Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 02, 2015

The version I remember is “He who said it spread it.”

Pig lives in a world all his own. We don’t understand it.

It’s better to have loved and lost; it’s also cheaper-Alfred E. Neumann

Fame is the echo of actions, resounding them to the world, save that the echo repeats only the last part, but fame relates all, and often more than all. – Thomas Fuller

Beans… They’re music to Pig’s rear.

Ah, He Who philosophy!

I’m going to pass on this comic.

Was it Steven Wright who quipped, “Two people get on an elevator. One farts. Everyone knows who did it.”

OK so this one I laugh out loud for a while.Then I think maybe that reflects on my dignity.What’s wrong with me?

liquor before beer. or, no grass, no play. can’t polish a !@##$.

Guilty dog barks first.

when the gas passed the one who passed the gas, the gas at last was past, to the relief of the passer but not his companions who would rather the passer of the gasser had remained gassed.

I would like someone to explain this to me, simply, for my simple brain.

2 rules to live by “when in doubt, stop and use the bathroom 1st.” “never play with anyone who is not free to mess around.” follow these, and you can have a better life

I wonder what Rat’s favourite quote is?

I actually dread to know.

xxx

Truth to tell, Pig, yours is not a very inspiring quotation. That’s a kind of in-spiration we don’t need or want!

And don’t forget the abbreviated, colloquial version: The smeller’s the feller.