Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 02, 2015

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    The version I remember is “He who said it spread it.”

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    cdgar  over 9 years ago

    Pig lives in a world all his own. We don’t understand it.

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    StCleve72  over 9 years ago

    It’s better to have loved and lost; it’s also cheaper-Alfred E. Neumann

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Fame is the echo of actions, resounding them to the world, save that the echo repeats only the last part, but fame relates all, and often more than all. – Thomas Fuller

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Beans… They’re music to Pig’s rear.

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Ah, He Who philosophy!

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    NoCents  over 9 years ago

    I’m going to pass on this comic.

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    Dacker  Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Was it Steven Wright who quipped, “Two people get on an elevator. One farts. Everyone knows who did it.”

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    livermoron  over 9 years ago

    OK so this one I laugh out loud for a while.Then I think maybe that reflects on my dignity.What’s wrong with me?

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    vwdualnomand  over 9 years ago

    liquor before beer. or, no grass, no play. can’t polish a !@##$.

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    Radical_Knight  over 9 years ago

    Guilty dog barks first.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    when the gas passed the one who passed the gas, the gas at last was past, to the relief of the passer but not his companions who would rather the passer of the gasser had remained gassed.

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    patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I would like someone to explain this to me, simply, for my simple brain.

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    2 rules to live by “when in doubt, stop and use the bathroom 1st.” “never play with anyone who is not free to mess around.” follow these, and you can have a better life

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    I wonder what Rat’s favourite quote is?

    I actually dread to know.

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Truth to tell, Pig, yours is not a very inspiring quotation. That’s a kind of in-spiration we don’t need or want!

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    And don’t forget the abbreviated, colloquial version: The smeller’s the feller.

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