Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 10, 2015

Control issues.

Now that is deep. He obviously reached far down into the bowels of his philosophical being to come up with that.Imagine how many lives are destroyed by inadequate potty training, never achieving mastery of when to assert control and when to just let go. It wobbles the mind.

Hmm. I don’t know who the troubled youth is; he looks a little bit like a young Jack Dempsey, but I think it is not he.Generally speaking, I’d endorse a bit of constipation rather than soiled pants, however. Not dying of it, though….

Google images has a picture of this guy at Walmart…..and no I’m not going to post it.

@ beviekJumping the gun???FISHNET FRIDAY for April 10th, 2015

The man is a fertile source of advice.

Some people soil at death.

The expulsive point of view, as opposed to the retentive. Love the artwork, Ms. T!

Words to live by.

Or as Alan Partridge might say, “Dear Lord, please let them be firm.”

Once you do what i do for a living poop jokes loose their luster…

In my youth (seems to be at least 100 years ago) I knew a man who died from what the Doctors in those days called “locked bowels” … I suspect Doctors of today might say it was a ruptured colon. ……………………… believe me when I say, I’m no expert.

Check out the weather forecast on The Flying McCoys, or where ‘they’ all went after Wednesday’s Flash Plague.

-Did you hear about the constipation movie?-No-That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.

“In life…..keep your bowels and your options open; you’ll do fine!”-Gus Johnson

Jalacy Hawkins, better known by the stage name Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, was an American rhythm and blues musician, singer, and actor.-From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

@*Meth-idology*Fishnet Friday……Mebbe not…

The King died upon his throne."Hot August night and the leaves hanging downAnd the grass on the ground smellin’ sweetMove up the road to the outside of townAnd the sound of that good gospel beatSits a ragged tent where there ain’t no treesAnd that gospel group tellin’ you and meIt’s love brother love say brother love’s traveling salvation showPack up the babies and grab the old ladies and everyone goes‘Cause everyone knows brother love’s show"-Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show-Neil Diamond

Dr. Nick Riviera.