Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 12, 2015

This is a hazard. This one taqueria I go to, they have such lovely looking jalapenos, all nice and grilled and marinated. I bite into them and it’s like I’ve shot pepper spray into my mouth.

Really wakes you up.

Que lastima.

Fire times two. Once in your tummy and then when you yell.“Come on Horchata”

And it burns, burns, burns,The ring of fire, the ring of fire.

Should make rollerskating easier…. But I wouldn’t eat burritos before skating, anyway.

“Where’s the fire, Danger?”“In your eyes, Lieutenant.”-The Further Adventures of Nick Danger.-How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You’re Not Anywhere At All (1969)-Side 2: The Further Adventures of Nick Danger. (Third Eye)

Cheese. The answer is always cheese.If cheese isn’t the answer, you aren’t asking the right questions.

I thought the answer was 42.

“Bombs away, Dad! Morning, Mom! Hot dog, groat cakes again! …

“Don’t eat with your hands, Son. Use your entrenching tool.”

Today’s Random LAME is obliquely related to today’s strip and comes from the September 13, 2014 Pulling Up LAME… Topic:McDonald’s Menu Items You Can’t Get in the U.S.

Weekends are spent trolling Frog Blog~Style Lameness for picture links that have gone missing (Tumbler has changed some of their URLs for some reason), and this little gem presented itself.(Click to enlarge.)It reminds me of a Japanese game show I once saw on satellite where the contestants were challenged to eat as far as they could on a six-foot seaweed roll…A random wad of wasabi was added to make things interesting.(Japanese game shows always have an element of cruelty, the American show “Wipeout” is based on one such show.)

The “Burrito Surprise” always burns twice!!!

Waltz

NO one ever comments on the Latest LAME I feel as under appreciated as Bruce Willis in the first Die Hard film.

…apropos of nothing…