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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 08, 2015
Transcript:
Miss Wormwood: "Calvin, would you demonstrate the next problem at the board?" Calvin: "Yes Miss Worm-wood. I would be hap-py to do an-y-thing you ask" Calvin: "I have been suc-cess-ful-ly pro-grammed to obey all di-rec-tives. I have no will of my own...my own... my own...my own" Calvin: "Doesn't anybody appreciate theater?"
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Not everyone is a fan of the arts.
rentier almost 10 years ago
Ya, ya, Calvin, so are the problems, see you later!!
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
I’m a mechanical boyLike a mechanical toyI follow directions, whatever I’m toldI never get hot and I never get coldI never have lived so I never grow oldThat’s because I’m a mechanical boy..Jack Wild, HR Pufnstufhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_7WIt9A9gA
Linux0s almost 10 years ago
Least of all the principal.
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Hey, he demonstrated a problem.
jackhs almost 10 years ago
Calvin is too short to reach the board.
phylum almost 10 years ago
this is why I always keep my tinfoil hat handy..
mlkirk12530 almost 10 years ago
It is a poor teacher that cannot take care of their own problems.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
And now, Calvin, starring in…….. “RoboFlop.”It seems like “Calvin the Robot” has a turntable inside his head, and the record is skipping. But that’s OK, because the Principal will create a new record to add to the collection.Speaking of theater, Miss Wormwood has seen many of Calvin’s performances over the years. Most of them are staged. He usually plays the role of the antagonist.Calvin doesn’t need to work from a script, because he is always capable of making a scene. Especially when he’s on a role.For Puddleglum — in today’s strip: “Exit, stage left!” (Snagglepuss)
To view the following strips in the archive and help GoComics generate revenue, please click on the blue archive links below. To view the strips directly, click on the images below or stretch them.Perhaps today’s Calvin and Hobbes helped to inspire Wiley Miller to create the following Non Sequitur strip:Non Sequitur (February 27, 2009)Peanuts (September 9, 1971)Peanuts (June 14, 1961)Mutts (June 12, 2014)At least Linus appreciates high-quality theater:Peanuts (February 29, 1976)rentier almost 10 years ago
Ben Hur is realy a super film, for long time my favourite!
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
@LX013: There’s the old joke about the guy who had a dog named Ben Hur. First he named the dog Ben, but then it had puppies.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
A place for everything, and everything in its place, Cal.
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
No one in their right mind.
johndifool almost 10 years ago
Oh, I remember this one. Always makes me LOL. I have no will of my own..my own….
jrankin1959 almost 10 years ago
Read further about it in “Calvin: The Notes to Home (Vol. 5)!”
gantech almost 10 years ago
If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding…how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat??
jadoo823 almost 10 years ago
…love Miss Wormwood’s eyes in panel 3…
kath Premium Member almost 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RFwhEvVqnA
weatherford.joe almost 10 years ago
XD Miss Wormwood’s expression in the third panel! She clearly is not amused.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Danger Calvin, danger, danger!
Puddleglum2 almost 10 years ago
Theater …yes, theatrics …NO!For today it could be …exit, stage-fright!
Puddleglum2 almost 10 years ago
“On My Own” – Les Miserables
Number Three almost 10 years ago
No sense of humour whatsoever.
Never mind, Calvin. We still love you!
xxx
Godfather Vito almost 10 years ago
Calvin spends more time with the principal than he does with Hobbes
Cilliers almost 10 years ago
@Hobbes
Thanks for the bonus strips. The Non Sequitur one especially is brilliant!
rickray777 almost 10 years ago
The Principal: “AARGH! — Not YOU again!!”
Susie Derkins :D almost 10 years ago
There’s a reason why they say “Don’t try any of this stuff at home.” That includes school also.
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
Yes, Calvin, they do, but this is not drama class.
Uskoke almost 10 years ago
we are the robots by kraftwerk!
bortolet over 8 years ago
genius (unappreciated)
RandomLantern445 over 4 years ago
Apparently, Ms. Wormwood doesn’t.