Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 29, 2015

Hey, don’t you be dishing on her

Yes, it’s a bit of a whisk.

And the poor Fork had just given her that beautiful Valen-tine.

Well he was never the sharpest knife in the drawer.

You know, she was quite a dish, herself, that Spoon…everyone had been quite surprised, when she took that Fork in the road…

She must have been influenced by the nice setting.

And now she’s taken a shine to the Dish…in fact, I hear she’s over the moon about him.

Hope she won’t break his heart.

He is so forked.

The first cut is the deepest.Tine will heal.

Spatty is not happy…

Did the little dog laugh?

I heard that the dish was a real fashion plate.

Well you know Jerry, he cuts like a knife.