Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 03, 2010

Have two cinnamon rolls for dinner, and you’ll live to be 90.

(Blog) I want that Chinese shovel.

Are you also trying for fattest?

Moderation. Sprinkles for breakfast and lunch would have been a bit much.

Top of the world, Ma! Where’s the grapefruit?

Wilford Brimley has something to day to you, dearie: http://tinyurl.com/jbts2

That’s that same darned kid who’s been eating the top parts off my pop tarts!

And you’ll be a sweet little ole lady.

I’m reading this shortly after finishing my chocolate donut/chocolate milk breakfast.

Diet and exercise. I’m walking to Dunkin Donuts

mmmmmmmmmm……….donuts!

…and jambalaya!

BLOG: I’d retaliate if I had to listen to endless hours of electronic organ music, on a plane or anywhere.

On the blog: The pie chart was great! And “1969.” I’m in love again. Finally, the first “Cut” photo was sort of sad. The second one was funny. I have pontificated. You may now all relax.

Ich sehe zwei Pferden in dem Feld jeder Tag.

Acquanetta [Ross] used to host the late night TV movies sponsored by her husband’s (Jack Ross) car dealership in Phoenix. She was introduced as, “…star of stage, screen and television…” I think she also had about 30 seconds in “Ape Woman.”

If she’s not sick, she’s right.

Barney Pfife?

No your not