Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 17, 2015

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    Tirasmol  almost 10 years ago

    My father loves KFC, he’d eat it every few days if we let him.

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    TheWildSow  almost 10 years ago

    No, it’s just FOUR-legged mutants that they’re not allowed to call “chickens.” Eight-legged chickens would be ridiculous!

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    Willywise52 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    LOL!!!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    That should be “eaten OF the slaw”. For the slaw is everlasting and cannot be eaten in its entirety.No wait… You just can’t finish the slaw after a few bites. That’s it.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 10 years ago

    I’ve seen enough roast turkipedes to believe in eight-legged chickens.

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    ChessPirate  almost 10 years ago

    “Now, about the ’Colonel’s Special Sauce’…”“Yaaaaa!”

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    luvdafuneez  almost 10 years ago

    OMG – a Fox (NOT) News segment…

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    mightyfrog  almost 10 years ago

    These are grave-y accusations indeed.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Octo-chickens riding buffalo with a thousand little wings. They have poisonous fangs because the Colonel had to use enough rattlesnake DNA to make it taste kind of like chicken.

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