B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 14, 2010

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Wiley, I wouldn’t drink any beverage that Clumsy concocted; it’s likely to include raw fish.

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    I don’t think that I want to know what a bloody princess is.

    Good morning fellow BCer’s.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    What is a vampire’s favorite drink?

    A Bloody Mary (or Susan, Marvin, Joe, Jessica, it really doesn’t matter as long as it is Bloody)

    Aaah ha ha ha haaaaa haaaaaaaaa!!!
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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    Oh gosh, they drink beer warm…and the boil good beef..and he is asking if that guy can he deliver something worthwhile?

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I think I’ll make my own…but I’ll have a Bloody Caesar.

    Good Morning, Dogsniff, Ladywolf, ♠Lonewolf♠ & LuvH8!

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    I was going to make a Diana joke but thought it might be bad taste.But then again, everything I post is bad taste.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 14 years ago

    @LW18: Ugh, sick joke, bathing babe. Good Morning!

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    gobblingup Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Just make me bloody drunk.

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    DolphinGirl78  over 14 years ago

    Agreed lightenup, and Lewreader, LOL! :D

    Happy TGIF Everyone!!! Good Morning Cognizant!

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    wndrwrthg  over 14 years ago

    Must be trying out for a part in “South Pacific”.

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    pamlicorat  over 14 years ago

    Good Morning All! I prefer the preferred drink of Harper Lee- a Tequila Mockingbird! (old BC joke from years ago).

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    diggertsi  over 14 years ago

    The Brits don’t need to drink their beer freezing cold. The country’s weather is cool and wet enough. That said, their beer has full flavour (not a typo). Our taste buds become less and less effective the colder they get. There must be some very good reason that a lot of beer brands promote that their beer needs to be consumed ice cold. Perhaps that way you don’t taste how really bad it is. British beer - good. British food - um…let’s leave that topic alone.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Brits food then: Shaken bake, not stirred fried?

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    DesultoryPhillipic  over 14 years ago

    Right, right. You bloody well right. You got a bloody right to sa-ia-iaaaaay.

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    Why am I taking this as an offer to harm someone for the right price and it has nothing to do with a drink?

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    TexTech  over 14 years ago

    @Vigil - If it is any consolation, my thoughts were running in somewhat the same gutter.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Someone keeps deleting my tampon jokes.

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    ububobu  over 14 years ago

    Three vampires enter a bar. Two ordered bloods and one ordered plasma, i.e. two bloods and a blood lite.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Lightenup’s response would have made a better punchline, methinks.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 14 years ago

    @Freeholder1: Maybe they just don’t stick. LOL

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    To say that the British drink “warm” beer is misleading. It’s not refrigerated to the point American beer is, but at around 50-60 degrees (F). I think the appropriate term is “cellar temperature” rather than “room temperature”.

    It also varies by type; lagers are generally served colder than ales, and even my beloved Guinness is meant to be drunk “cold” to “very cold”.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Likely not deep enough for some, josh.

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    COGNIZANT  over 14 years ago

    I have heard it said by an expert (Australian Sailor), that the word “Bloody”, is about the worst of all curse words.

    Good afternoon Tanya!

    Have a great weekend!

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    saltyftw  over 14 years ago

    Lewreader OUCH!

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    saltyftw  over 14 years ago

    Tanya Happy TGIF to you to

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    trekkermint  over 14 years ago

    colder drinks supposedly makes us want to eat more salty, fatty food

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    So Vampires then want to eat Kirsty Alley?

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    “Bloody” is indeed a very bad curse word. I think it came ultimately from medieval euphemisms for phrases taking the blood of Jesus Christ and what it represents theologically in utter vanity.

    “Bloody” is just about the only thing I know of worse than “holy bleep”, which must be the ultimate in oxymorons.

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    ransomdstone  over 14 years ago

    The bartender just offered to change the drinker’s sex.

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    pouncingtiger  over 14 years ago

    I didn’t know that these cavemen were British.

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