Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 02, 2015

That just leaves me Frosted.

Vogons, the creatures that evolved into the dumbest in the multiverse. Every time anyone has a thought on their planet, Vogsphere a paddle would flip up from the ground and smack them in the nose. Which explains why their noses are so flat high in their foreheads

“Don’t Panic.” ― Douglas Adams

Don’t argue with the little hairball. Put him in a cage with Fungo. Let him find out how truly “rugged and deadly” he is, then watch as he discovers how much he appreciates your verse.

Hahaha! LOVE the Vogon poetry reference! Well played!

Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Hairball Found In My Bed One Midsummer Morning

“Ode To a Small Lump of…”

Douglas Adams fans know the rest.

For just that moment, a verse came to me but, t’was gas.

Never argue with a cat or a Wookie. You can’t win.

He should be happy that Bucky has found a creative outlet that doesn’t involve destroying something…

Never wrestle with a pig in mud. He likes it there.

Maya Angeloser…

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Rob, look at what you are arguing with!

Watch yourself Bucky boy. Rob might be a Walt .. Walter White!

If he’s not careful, Bucky’s going to become a Beat poet!!!

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,Thy micturations are to meAs plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,Or I will rend thee in the gobberwartsWith my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!

OK—these names made me smile.

What are Vogons? Do they write poetry?