Monty by Jim Meddick for May 04, 2015
May 03, 2015
May 05, 2015
Transcript:
I found an interesting article lining my bird cage... It was about the fossil discovery of a terror bird... Oh yeah? Yeah... A prehistoric bird that was the largest predator in South America during the cenozoic period. They had large, sharp beaks, sharp talons and stood as high as... Yeah. Go on, stood as high as? I couldn't make it out. Unfortunately the paper was in my cage a few days before I noticed the article and that sentence was somewhat obscured...
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
Good morning Monty fans. To poop or not to poop? That is the smelly question. Be happy and healthy my friends.
aimlesscruzr over 9 years ago
Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle wrote a book called “Burning Tower” that had those terror birds in it…
Burning Tower wiki1ak over 9 years ago
You must love how he can make his wingtip feathers look like fingers.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Yeah, obscured. That’s a word for it. No terror bird tales for you, Pilsner. Wouldn’t want you getting grandiose ideas….
stlmaddog5 over 9 years ago
1 .2 meters (4 feet) tall. http://news.sciencemag.org/paleontology/2015/04/new-species-terror-bird-discovered
yangeldf over 9 years ago
the terror bird was almost as big as an emu, but it had a HUGE head with a beak that could sever one of your limbs.
rnmontgomery over 9 years ago
Yep, like all the evolutionary stories – covered with s_ _ t
mightyfrog over 9 years ago
What a load of crap.