Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 01, 2015

  1. Black lion
    PICTO  over 9 years ago
    …something to make him a little more fondue of you?
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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Yep, just roll around in a big bag of cheese puffs.He’ll do things that will make you smile.

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    looseparts creator over 9 years ago

    Wait … do they even call it a MAKEUP counter anymore? That should’ve been COSMETICS. The management apologizes for this error.

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    e.groves  over 9 years ago

    Why do women bother with make-up?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 9 years ago

    Begin with the smoky nacho cheese eye shadow..

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    guitarpicker56  over 9 years ago

    Start with a fragrance that smells of fried chicken.

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    Just a dab of Eau du Bacon behind each ear.

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    looseparts creator over 9 years ago

    You guys do know about this don’t you? http://www.reuben.org/2015/04/2014-ncs-silver-reuben-divisional-nominees/

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    I’m getting hungry, now!.Oh honey, let’s get something to eat? Would you mind if I squirted this Cheeze Wiz on you first?

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 9 years ago

    Or make her look just like his favorite 3-iron…

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