New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for April 29, 2015

What about all the Brits that will emigrate if Fagare wins?

Ah, that’s why he wants to cancel Doctor Who. The Doctor is an alien.

At Buckingham Palace, will we see the changing of the Cybermen?

Shouldn’t Michael Grade be somewhere in there?

Of course, it’s not just Dr Who that’s Farage’s target. He would have the BBC stop producing any populist programming which draws an audience, arguing that this is going beyond the Beeb’s public service broadcasting remit. Without all this costly populist programming, he could then cut the licence fee. Wait a few years, and then the BBC would come under attack again for not drawing an audience because it only broadcasts dull-but-worthy content, justifying the defunding and closure of the BBC entirely. Such is the fantasy of the hard-core loony right, who view the BBC as a vast left-wing conspiracy.

Thanks Dragon T, I couldn’t put my finger on what was wrong.

Except then it’s one syllable longer than DIS IN TER GRATE

dig the Prydonian Seal over the Union Jack

Don’t worry! Nicola Sturgeon will ride in, to save the day!

DO-NOT-MOVE-TO-ENGLAND!!! DO-NOT-MOVE-TO-ENGLAND!!!